Stranger: Hello
You: sup?
Stranger: P/B?
Stranger: Soap?
Stranger: I like soap
You: i love peanutbutter!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"