Still talking to this guy:
You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: which your country?
You: hello
Stranger: hello
You: i am maury
Stranger: which your country, Japan?
You: no, maury
You: are you japan
Stranger: no
Stranger: I'm from Brazil
You: hi brazil
You: im maury
Stranger: Seu país é grande?
Stranger: Your country is great?
You: yes im great
You: 20 centimeters
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: like football?
You: no smaller than ball
You: not round also
Stranger: sorry the question but q continent is your country?
You: i dont understand continent
You: is like holding water?
Stranger: like rock'n'roll?
You: yes jerry lee lewis
You: buddy hollis
You: elvis pralsey
You: and you?
Stranger: I like Iron Maiden, Oasis, Black Sabbath!
You: i like sabbath, do nothing all day
You: party on wayne
Stranger: is very good
You: what else do you
You: what else you do
Stranger: know something about Brazil?
You: you are brazil
You: like iron maidem oasis sabbath
Stranger: I am a university student, I want to train in psychology!
Stranger: yes
You: very good!
You: I train in gymnasium
Stranger: and you, what is?
You: im maury
You:
Stranger: my English is horrible
You: im pretty
You: i want to run cars
You: cars many doors of speed
You: do you like?
Stranger: what your political view?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: cars
You: like in presidents?
Stranger: what is your car?
You: my father
Stranger: yes
You: red beetl volkswagon
You: very good
You: very fast
Stranger: =O
You: i like negro president
You: osama
Stranger: I have my car yet
You: what is?
Stranger: hahaha
You: what is your car?
Stranger: I would buy a Honda Civic
You: very cool
Stranger: most will take some time
Stranger: here in Brazil are high taxes
You: yes they move fast
You: i am tall too
You: 2 meters
You: i believe in odin and sun jesus, you?
Stranger: Jesus Christ?
You: yes too
Stranger: yes I believe, I'm Catholic
You: im maury
You: one time i eat tree
You: very cool
Stranger: you eat trees?
You: from tree
Stranger: sorry
You: it comes down cut it pieces and eat
You: make chair
You: many things
Stranger: in their country, says a lot about global warming?
You: we invented
You: many things too
You: spectacles
You: for eyes
Stranger: I do not believe it
You: why not
You: you can buy in store very good
You: very strong good for digestion
You: dont think?
Stranger: you understand me wrong!
You: why?
Stranger: I do not believe in global warming!
You: i know some brazil
You: eu som un advogado
Stranger: fala português?
You: only that
Stranger: speak Portuguese?
You: its brazil like you
You:
Stranger: =O
Stranger: você tá entendendo o que to escrevendo agora?
You: i like salsa and kill bulls with sword
Stranger: haha
You: do you some times?
You: do you go?
You: i like dance and fly in the sky
Stranger: do what?
You: go with bull?
Stranger: I like to dance, but never flew
You:
Stranger: with bull, never tried
Stranger: What is your age?
You: i see on tv
You: im 18
You: i can see those bull no problem
You: little kids not
Stranger: I also have 18 years
You: very good
You: slap hands
Stranger: you like any sports?
You: beside kill bulls
You: like small people fighting very much
You: and baseball
Stranger: never understood how to play baseball right
You: dont know to play either
You: but very cool to watch
You: very sport
Stranger: twists to some team? in baseball!
You: yes
You: twists very cool
You: swing too
You: charleston
You: all things
You: dance like maniac
Stranger: here in Brazil, the most familiar Football, Voleyboll and Handboll
You: football with all the family yes
You: it make nice team
You: defeat all the others
Stranger: the time there where you live?
You: april and you?
Stranger: no
Stranger: I mean the time
You: what you mean?
You: its very cold sometimes
Stranger: here is 01:42 in the morning
You: sometimes not
You: oh I see
You: it's 12:24
You: is always maury time here
You: ;o
