You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hold on! I'm almost there...
You: do you have a book?
Stranger: sure
You: good
You: can I borrow it?
Stranger: how?
You: via the interwebs
Stranger: nah
You: you're a right bastard, Jeannine!
You: I try
You: I try so hard ...
You: but the land lady
You: she... she looks at me, you know?
You: I'm a horrible father
You: and I have to stand there!
You: and ...and
You: and nobody LAUGHS
Stranger: freak
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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