You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello, clarise
You: I can smell your cunt
Stranger: I'm dont speak english !
Stranger: =p
You: I will raep you with an chainsaw!
Stranger: _l_
Bye
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"