You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: do you listen to Huey lewis and the News? Stranger: no You: they're a great new band! You: they really have these edgy lyrics, you know? You: not just for yuppies Stranger: maybe i'll check them out. You: really challenge the established order You: what's your name? Stranger: dee. yours? You: Patrick Stranger: age? You: 32 Stranger: 18 here. You: I got new business cards today/ You: would you like to see them? You: How about coming to my place later. Stranger: hahaha right. i'll be right there. You: We can listen to some Huey Lewis Stranger: definitely. Stranger: wait up for me. You: I have a new sound system You: I'm a very successful businessman You: Tell me, do you take care of yourself? You: Your skin? Stranger: of course. You: I make sure my skin is well cared for. Stranger: that's always good. You: Do you ever get the urge to just rip someone's intestines out? Stranger: nope. You: And watch them slowly die? Stranger: nahhh, not into that. You: I think I would like to try some fun things with you. Stranger: things like that? You: You can come over You: I can pop in a CD You: on my new sound system You: we can see what happens You: I have seven mirrors in my bedroom. You: I can show you them. Stranger: nice. You: I have money. Stranger: i need money. You: You are a whore, right? You: You dress like a whore. Stranger: hahahahaha. You: Seriously. You: $200 now Stranger: where are you? You: Patrick Bateman Stranger: you are full of shit You: I'm a business executive You: $500 if you can get me off Stranger: where? pluto? You: No You: I can get reservations at Dorcia You: at the drop of a FUCKING hat! You: Who the FUCK ARE YOU?! Stranger: stop being a creeper, this isn't a movie. You: You can't insult me like that! You: I'M PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN! Stranger: ontd? You: look Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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