You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: do you listen to Huey lewis and the News?
Stranger: no
You: they're a great new band!
You: they really have these edgy lyrics, you know?
You: not just for yuppies
Stranger: maybe i'll check them out.
You: really challenge the established order
You: what's your name?
Stranger: dee. yours?
You: Patrick
Stranger: age?
You: 32
Stranger: 18 here.
You: I got new business cards today/
You: would you like to see them?
You: How about coming to my place later.
Stranger: hahaha right. i'll be right there.
You: We can listen to some Huey Lewis
Stranger: definitely.
Stranger: wait up for me.
You: I have a new sound system
You: I'm a very successful businessman
You: Tell me, do you take care of yourself?
You: Your skin?
Stranger: of course.
You: I make sure my skin is well cared for.
Stranger: that's always good.
You: Do you ever get the urge to just rip someone's intestines out?
Stranger: nope.
You: And watch them slowly die?
Stranger: nahhh, not into that.
You: I think I would like to try some fun things with you.
Stranger: things like that?
You: You can come over
You: I can pop in a CD
You: on my new sound system
You: we can see what happens
You: I have seven mirrors in my bedroom.
You: I can show you them.
Stranger: nice.
You: I have money.
Stranger: i need money.
You: You are a whore, right?
You: You dress like a whore.
Stranger: hahahahaha.
You: Seriously.
You: $200 now
Stranger: where are you?
You: Patrick Bateman
Stranger: you are full of shit
You: I'm a business executive
You: $500 if you can get me off
Stranger: where? pluto?
You: No
You: I can get reservations at Dorcia
You: at the drop of a FUCKING hat!
You: Who the FUCK ARE YOU?!
Stranger: stop being a creeper, this isn't a movie.
You: You can't insult me like that!
You: I'M PATRICK FUCKING BATEMAN!
Stranger: ontd?
You: look
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

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