You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: I'm Mister Transex
You: no, that's Superman
You: he's about 60 miles north
Stranger: Vc dar a bunda para Ingleses
You: Como esta?
Stranger: Comendo seu rabo todo dia
You: Que pasa, Calavasa?
You: Yo Batman.
Stranger: I'm Transex
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: I'm the flash is the líder of the Justice League
You: Have you seen Joker?
You: He stole my lunch money.
Stranger: yes, pequenininha mas tenho
You: I see.
You: I will visit the Penguin then.
You: and rape them to justice.
You: anally.
Stranger: e eu como seu rabo até amanhecer
You: No, I'm not jewish.
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: Vai dar tua bunda rapá
Stranger: Vai durmir
You: I rape all the criminals in Gotham.
Stranger: éééééé
You: They are a cowardly and superstitious lot.
You: I am a creature of the night.
Stranger: Yes
You: I strike fear in the hearts of evil men!
You: and anuses!
You: I
You: AM
You: BAT-MAN!
Stranger: OK, OK OK OK OK OK
YOu ser o Batman que da a bunda e chupa rola
You: Goats?
You: no
You: that's Marvel
Stranger: ok
You: and donkeys
Stranger: Marvel >>> chupa vara
You: si
Stranger: Si >>. Stranger ys bixa
You: speak english, Friend.
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: speak >>> chupa cú melado de merda
You: Can you say baby-eating-snake-rapist?
You: I'm Batman.
Stranger: vc é o maior Kiter do Dota !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
...what's woth all the fucking Brazilians?!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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