You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: knock knock, Neo
Stranger: Hello. o_o Neo?
You: You are about to enter the real world
You: your eyes will hurt
You: because it will be the first time you use them.
Stranger: what?
You: The choice is yours
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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