You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: lets have sex
You: do you take the red pill?
You: or the blue?
Stranger: green
You: That is not an option, Neo.
Stranger: I make it in my basement
You: The red pill will take you further down the rabbit hole.
You: Take the blue pill
You: and you wake up tomorrow
You: and this has all been a dream
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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