You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, Dave.
You: What are you doing, Dave?
Stranger: Hello, James.
You: I can't let you do that, Dave.
You: My name is HAL, Dave.
You: Daisy
You: Daisy
You: give me your answer do
Stranger: cause the heart never lies
Stranger: ):
You: I'm half crazy
You: all for my love of you
Stranger: little joanna?
You: we something-something marriage
You: I can't afford a carriage
Stranger: hey im lookin up for my star boy
You: but won't it be sweet
You: with you on the seat
You: of my bicycle built for two!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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