You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey, sexy
You: you wanna have sum fun?
Stranger: well who doesnt?
You: hee hee hee!
You: you're witty
You: i like that
Stranger: i do my best!
You: how old are you, sweetie?
Stranger: 22. how old are you?
Stranger: im a girl, how about you?
You: 20
You: i'm also a girl
Stranger: nice
You: but I can be buitch if you want it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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