You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: WHAT IS UUUUUUUP
You: do you have crabs?
You: I have crabs.
Stranger: yes.
You: in my eyebrows.
Stranger: that
Stranger: is so sexy
You: I got them at a bachelorette party
You: from the stripper
Stranger: your're a bitch?
You: he was thrusting at my face.
You: and now I have crabs.
You: in my eyebrown
You: s
Stranger: BITCHES AINT SHIT
Stranger: HO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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