You: Hi
Stranger: yvan eht nioj
Stranger: hi!
You: wat man my english no very good
Stranger: oh sorry
Stranger: where are you from?
You: brazil
You: you?
Stranger: washington dc
You: nice
Stranger: my name is barack, how about you?
You: Lula
Stranger: what do you do for a living?
You: I'm president
You: you
Stranger: no way!
Stranger: me too!
You: oh god this is so cool
Stranger: yo, you got good weed in brazil?
You: some, but i prefer cachaça
You: it's a drink here
You: really strong
Stranger: next time i visit south america we'll have to get drunk as s*** on cachaca
You: would blow your mind and bring some change
Stranger: damn homie, you aight
Stranger: let me ask your opinion, should i fuck up hugo chavez?
You: I don't really like him, I just pretend, so everything would look fine
You: actually he's a bitch
You: fuck him
Stranger: hell yeah!
Stranger: let's nuke his bitch ass!
You: now that will be some awesome change
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you're alright lula
You: we should probably team up and nuke mexico to and finish this influenza a bullcrap
Stranger: seriously
You: s*** is fucking my economy
Stranger: man, i feel your pain
You: swine meat sales went down like hell
Stranger: alright, i've got to take off
Stranger: you're a good sport
You: well man, let us blow some mexicans later
You: till then peace out
You: I'll take you some of our finest
You: cachaca
You: next time I pay you a visit
Stranger: i'll see you at the UN, we'll fuck them mexicans up
You: sure mate
