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 Originally Posted By: rex
Do you really think I'm insecure enough to need your support? You're a lost cause. You will never, ever matter to anyone here. Go away.


Have it your own way, then.


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Lock your door, rex. I've seen his pics. He likes guns and has sideburns. Seriously. It's like Grifter, but without the budget. He'll kill you...

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Lock your door, rex. I've seen his pics. He likes guns and has sideburns. Seriously. It's like Grifter, but without the budget. He'll kill you...


He's threatening until he points that gun at you and you gently remove it from his hand.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Gently remove?

The story behind this picture involves one of my friends being a drunk jackass and banging on my door. But yeah, let's not go there.

In any case, do you think you could just pluck that gun from my hands? (Yes, that is the shotgun in question from the night the crackheads attacked...)
Allow this picture to further illustrate, also, that getting into shape really ain't THAT hard...


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
do you think you could just pluck that gun from my hands?

Yes!

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342



That's not Grifter. It's Dale Gribble from King of the Hill


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
Lock your door, rex. I've seen his pics. He likes guns and has sideburns. Seriously. It's like Grifter, but without the budget. He'll kill you...


He was also raped by jesus. He's a pushover.


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 Originally Posted By: the G-man of Zur-En-Arrh
 Originally Posted By: PCG342



That's not Grifter. It's Dale Gribble from King of the Hill



Boil up some Mountain Dew; it's gonna be a long night.


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Dang it, PCG.

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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Gently remove?

The story behind this picture involves one of my friends being a drunk jackass and banging on my door. But yeah, let's not go there.

In any case, do you think you could just pluck that gun from my hands? (Yes, that is the shotgun in question from the night the crackheads attacked...)
Allow this picture to further illustrate, also, that getting into shape really ain't THAT hard...

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\:lol\:

God, but I don't WANT a short-barreled shotgun!

Barrels cost damn near $200 for that stupid thing, anyway.


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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Gently remove?

The story behind this picture involves one of my friends being a drunk jackass and banging on my door. But yeah, let's not go there.

In any case, do you think you could just pluck that gun from my hands? (Yes, that is the shotgun in question from the night the crackheads attacked...)
Allow this picture to further illustrate, also, that getting into shape really ain't THAT hard...


\:lol\: \:lol\: \:lol\:


I didn't even see it at first. I couldn't figure out why you quoted him.


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Gently remove?

The story behind this picture involves one of my friends being a drunk jackass and banging on my door. But yeah, let's not go there.

In any case, do you think you could just pluck that gun from my hands? (Yes, that is the shotgun in question from the night the crackheads attacked...)
Allow this picture to further illustrate, also, that getting into shape really ain't THAT hard...


Could I "just pluck" it? No, I could easily remove it. Or, if you were pointing it at me, I could press my finger against the barrel until you gave up and released it to me, having been neutralized a la Bugs Bunny/Elmer Fudd and unwilling to pull the trigger lest the backfire blow your face into black char.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click".

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C'mon, at least gimme a "Get off my lawn..."


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Mxy came up with that quote. I don't know why he's so obsessed with your stomach.

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or do you...


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... Well?

Do you?


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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus

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 Originally Posted By: Lucius Prometheus Vorenus
If I didn't care, I would just give up on you like I have with Snarf or Sammitch.


Now I know I have a heart, because it's breaking.


Well for fucks sake, Snarf, at least Rex is open to the dialogue. I start a thread about wanting to get you laid, and you pretty much ignore it...



Well, what was I supposed to say? I've had a few blowjobs, and I hooked up with some girl I never met before at a party a few weeks back.


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Please stop being a slut. Shame on you.


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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Well, what was I supposed to say? I've had a few blowjobs, and I hooked up with some girl I never met before at a party a few weeks back.


Big deal, did you get in her pants?

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He tried, but they didnt fit!

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
He tried, but they didnt fit!


Actually, I probably could've fit; she's the kind of girl Sammitch would've been all over.


Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!

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So you are as fat as she is then?

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Snarf took a porker home and still couldn't seal the deal?


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At least Sammitch closes the deal with the fat chick. Snarf can't even succeed as a chubby chaser.

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