Originally Posted By: King Snarf
Conan has crushed his enemies, driven them beneath him, and now hears the lamentation of the women!


No. No, stop right there. Right. Fucking. There. You want to gay things up like you do? Fine. You want to spray insecure cooties all over the place while suppressing your natural homosexuality? Okay. You want to cry and be emo all over the forum because people pick on you? Whatever.

But, you DO NOT DESECRATE A LINE FROM JOHN MILIUS SCRIPTURE! Do you understand me? Are we crystal here?

Because Snarf, if you think these guys have fucked with you before now, then I will fucking RAPE you every moment I can spare if you dare go near 'What Is Best In Life' again.

Try me, motherfucker. Try me.