And Andrea, allow me to cordially welcome you to the rkmbs.
Are they always this paranoid? Why do they think I am you?
They think everyone is me. They've accused me of being at least 3 other posters.
Don't play the "normal" card dude. You went "Eww." when hearing about a chick cumming on another chick. That's not "normal male" behavior.
I don't recall that incident, but I am admittedly somewhat prudish when it comes to descriptions of bodily acts.
I told you my girlfriend came on my leg basically just like that... and you went eww.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2 Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"