jeezis...the guy finally has a chance to bury hhis nutsack into some fat snatch, and you guys give him crap for it...fuck her husband snarf. he's a loser. the second you get a chance to tap that ass you better destroy it!


Internet Friends:
Nowhereman: Says "cunt" a lot. Is also welsh or something.
Brian Jonopoulos: Greek. Fucks socks. Also jobless and lives at home.
Joe Mamma: Fat
Captain Sammitch: Fucks fat chicks
Stupid Doog: Married to a fat chick