David, I know you're not gonna openly acknowledge your problem, but I just want you to know that there are people out there who can help you deal with your urges, and maybe even get rid of them for good (if you let them). You don't have to say anything here. But please, take your phonebook and call a psychologist, or go to your church and ask to speak with someone, or whatever. Just make sure you get some help, ok?
(No need to thank me for the advice in front of everyone. I know this must be a sensitive issue and discretion is welcomed.)
Awww, thanks.
But my only urge is to look at somewhat sexy contortionist wimmen in Youtube clips. And as I said, there's nothing odd about that. These are all clearly women, not girls. Except in your manufactured troll imaginings.
