I wouldn't call God anything to God's face, no. I don't think I could.
I'd ask God what I have to do to get into Heaven, if at all possible. I'm selfish like that.
Follow these few simple and fun rules and you should get into heaven just fine.
1.pray only to God
2.Throw out your Buddha statue
3.Stop cussing.
4.Spend all Saturday in church.
5.Call your parents at least once a week, At least try to remember your mom's birthday.
6.Don't kill anyone even if they really deserve it.
7.Stop fucking all the married white women.
8.Stop stealing your neighbors car stereo.
9.Stop making up crazy shit about your neighbors and calling the cops on them.
10.Keep away from your neighbors house,wife,butler,maid,dog cat and your neighbors ass.
