Not fair, you all ran into the more interesting people.

Stranger: hiya :D <3.
You: Hello there.
You: Do you think Frank Burns is a twat?
Stranger: -0-
You: Is that a yes or a no?
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: arr
You: MisterJLA says he's a twat.
Stranger: i dont kmnowww
You: But I think he's more of a schmuck.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: hahah
You: He spams Rob's boards every Saturday night.
Stranger: do yu know Tarksin ?
Stranger: o !
You: No, I've never tarksed before.
Stranger: hahah
You: Do you want the link to Rob's boards?
Stranger: yr asl ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: okq
Stranger: gove it to me :D
Stranger: i'll try to see
You: http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/1110721/fpart/1
You: It's how I found omegle.
Stranger: aha
Stranger: wait
Stranger: i'll to see :S
You: But based on your (lack of) spelling and typing skills I doubt you'd make it past the registration process.
Stranger: cant under it
Stranger: yr sentences so long -0-
You: ur wrds r 2 shrt
You: There, how was that?
Stranger: ar
Stranger: i cnat understand yu
You: Arrr, matey!
You: Tar teers you say!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

In the words of TC

There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.