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Tonight is about tiger woods and this season will have the 200th episode which will bring back Tom Cruise.

I'm guess two good ones and the rest will be mediocre to horrible.

Was pretty meh, but I did find the EA Game funny.

They made the same mistake they did last season with Michael Jackson. They made the same jokes everyone else made.

I thought the Woods stuff was a bit obvious, but the stuff where they labeled Kyle, Kenny and Butters as sex addicts was pretty good, especially Kenny's latest death.

C'mon guys, that funeral part was hilarious.

And "Then we'll just have to keep men from getting rich and successful."

And "Sick Joker lips!"

This episode wasn't half bad.

I loved Butters throughout the entire episode!

Pro, I hope you're watching tonight's ep:

• State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he's turned away because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to get a medical excuse to smoke some weed but meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.

I just watched it tonight.

Best. Episode. Ever.

I hope the point was how awesome marijuana is, because I got high halfway through it and just laughed at all the guys bouncing around on their balls...

Last week was about Pro and this week is about Snarf:

• "You Have 0 Friends":Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate.

Funny episode too.The Tron part was comedy gold.

I haven't seen "Tron" since it came out in the theaters so I couldn't remember all the references. In fact, while I liked the bit, it reminded me of Capt. Zzap more than anything.

Still, that being said, other parts of the show, including Cartman's "Mad Friends" webcast, were comedy gold.

Funny thing about it is,I haven't watched a new episode of South Park in a loooooong time and I just happened to catch it Wed. night and my girlfriend is a Facebook Queen so that that particular episode aired was hilarious plus I love the Tron movie and it made it all the more funny to me.

Ignore.

If you want to meet friends,you gotta go though all the dicks first.

That scene frightened me because I thought at least one pair might explode like Garrison's did a few years ago.

You know, over the years South Park has made fun of a few famous people, Barbara Striesand, Saddam Hussein, Osama bin Laden, Bill Clinton, Hilary Rodham Clinton, Al Gore, George W. Bush, John McCain, Barack Obama, Sarah Palin, Princess Diana, Sally Struthers, Kayne West, Tom Cruise, R. Kelly, John Travolta, Michael Jackson, Janet Jackson, Latoya Jackson, Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Ben Affleck, Bill Cosby, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sylvester Stallone, Sally Struthers, Kathie Lee Gifford, Whoopi Goldberg, Jay Leno, Bob Saget, Kenny G, Winona Ryder, all the Baldwins, Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Johnny Cochrane, OJ Simpson, Susan Smith, Rosie O'Donnel, John Stamos('s brother who doesn't exist), David Blaine, Rob Schneider, John Edwards, David Carusoe, Christopher Reeve, Carrot Top, Bill Gates, Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Alanis Morisette, Andy Dick, Michael Richards, Maury Povich, Tina Yothers, Meredith Baxter, Will Smith, Oprah Winfrey, Jared Fogle, David Hasslehoff, Mel Gibson, Barry Bonds, Stevie Nicks, Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Fred Savage, Eric Roberts, Rod Stewart, Tony Danza, Cher, Yoko Ono, Phil Collins, Nancy Kerrigan, Martha Stewart, and that kid from Jerry Maguire. Even though they have a lot to work with here, I hope they manage to make tonight's episode funny for people who aren't too familiar with South Park.

Thanks for the list, assburger boy.

You're welcome, foreskinfrenchfries guy.

That isn't disturbing at all.

Okay, how about bologna boobs?

Great episode. Tom Cruise packs fudge and the return of the now censored Super Best Friends.

What Shirley said.

They never told us how Paris Hilton escaped from Mr. Slave's digestive system. And maybe that's for the best.

So who is Eric Cartman's father? My original guess in 1998 was Mr. Garrison since he talks to his stuffed animals (not Clyde Frog anymore, since Kyle shredded him in the AIDS episode). But now I'm convinced it's the four-assed monkey.

You're a fucking idiot.

He's too retarded. Its gotta be someones alt.

No, I think he's legit. I remember him making a pass at Sammitch girlfriend a few years ago. Unless someone guesses his password and has amped up the retardation...

He wrote and sang and song about meeko. I can't find the link anymore but it was scary as hell.

I'm glad the episode is a two parter. I wonder what variation of the Terrence and Philip joke they're gonna open the next episode with.

And so the death threats begin: "May Allah kill Matt Stone and Trey Parker and burn them in Hell for all eternity. They insult our prophets Muhammad, Jesus, and Moses," together with a picture of the murdered Dutch film director, Theo Van Gogh.

And how do other users respond?

• "May Allah destroy these filthy kuffar."
  
  "when will they learn?"
  
  "Perhaps only when the angel of death comes to them, then they will learn."
  
  You know, like the Angel of death when he visited Theo Van Gogh to teach we kafirs a lesson.

More on the death threats:

• Reaching by phone early Tuesday, Abu Talhah al Amrikee, the author of the post, said he wrote the entry to "raise awareness." He said the grisly photograph of van Gogh was meant to "explain the severity" of what Parker and Stone did by mocking Muhammad.
  
  "It's not a threat, but it really is a likely outcome," al Amrikee said, referring to the possibility that Parker and Stone could be murdered for mocking Muhammad. "They're going to be basically on a list in the back of the minds of a large number of Muslims. It's just the reality."
  
  Al Amrikee said the website is considering a protest against the "disgusting" show, which also depicted the Prophet Muhammad in an episode on July 4, 2001.
  
  "This is not a small thing," he said. "We should do whatever we can to make sure it does not happen again."
  
  The posting on RevolutionMuslim.com also includes audio of a sermon by Anwar al-Awlaki -- a radical U.S.-born preacher now believed to be hiding in Yemen -- who discusses assassinating individuals who defame the Prophet Muhammad. It also included a link to a 2009 story in the Huffington Post that gave details of Stone and Parker's mansion in Colorado.

Tonight what could happen:

1) Sexual Harassment Panda shows up and uses his panda powers to stop all the madness, then he reveals his identity
2) Nibblet (the best 18 second South Park character ever) accidentally lets Muhammad escape, ruining everything.
3) Butters somehow ends up the hero and his parents ground him for something stupid.

We'll find out soon enough.

santa claus

‘South Park’ Episode Is Altered After Muslim Group’s Warning:

• An episode of “South Park” that continued a story line involving the Prophet Muhammad was shown Wednesday night on Comedy Central with audio bleeps and image blocks reading “CENSORED” after a Muslim group warned the show’s creators that they could face violence for depicting that holy Islamic prophet. Revolution Muslim, a group based in New York, wrote on its Web site that the “South Park” creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker “will probably wind up like Theo Van Gogh” for an episode shown last week in which a character said to be the Prophet Muhammad was seen wearing a bear costume. Mr. Van Gogh was slain in Amsterdam in 2004 after making a film that discussed the abuse of Muslim women in some Islamic societies.
  
  The new episode of “South Park” on Wednesday night tried to revisit this character, but with the name and depiction of the character blocked out. It was unclear how much of the bleeping was Mr. Stone and Mr. Parker’s decision.
  
  On Thursday morning, a spokesman for Comedy Central confirmed that the network had added more bleeps to the episode than were in the cut delivered by South Park Studios, and that it was not giving permission for the episode to run on the studio’s Web site.
  

We really, really, need to just nuke Mecca and about 3 or 4 other Muslim holy sites. This fear of pissing off a bunch of third world jack-offs is getting ridiculous.

We need to smote the entire middle east.

It's the only way to be sure.

And France.

I'm the G-man and I approve this message.

God forbid Comedy Central offends a group of people who would stone a rape victim.