My salute will be mild by comparison. I will bang a naked chick while wearing a wolf-fur cloak and wielding a broad sword, and I will do it in the back of a van with an airbrushed image of a wizard riding a tiger.

RIP Ronnie James...

(As an aside, my uncle was a roadie for these bands in the 70s and 80s, and has a ton of metal records on vinyl. He must be ready to kill himself right now...)

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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