You won't be banned because according to the FAQ, your erection will be unnoticeable.

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FAQ
How are they sent out?

All the full sized cardboard cutouts fold in half for easy storage. They are printed all in one piece, so there's no split, and you'd be hard pressed to notice once they're erected.


Shit, it even encourages me to prop it up a wall and fuck it.

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Can I wall mount them?

The easel at the rear is glued on, but can be fairly easily be removed or left folded back, so you can wall mount them if you wish.