1: Invite Rob to your place for a sleep over.
2: Get G-Man to defend you in court.
3: Out of sympathy, tell Snarf you will not have sex again until he gets laid.
4: Put on weight if you live near Sammitch
5: Sit on a see saw if Llance is gonna sit on the other end (even if you are Joe Mama).
6: Let Pariah take you to see a movie.
7: Let PCGay defend you with a gun.
8: Read one of Sikkbones' poems.
9: Marry Elsia.
10: Bend over in front of PJP.
11: Have a conversation with Lothar.
12: Take your cat to a vet if he says "How are you today?"
13: Mention JLA in your blog.
14: Let any of the Insurgents/Iconolasts near small children.
15: Ask Rex if he likes something.
