Originally Posted By: rex
 Originally Posted By: PCG342
I forgot to swallow so my landlord kicked me out again.


Not quite. Let me fix that for you.

 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Last Monday I woke up to someone banging on my door and my apartment building in flames.


"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all."
-- Lothar of the Hill People