I forgot to swallow so my landlord kicked me out again.
Not quite. Let me fix that for you.
Oh, y'know what? No one cares...
Originally Posted By: PCG342
Last Monday I woke up to someone banging on my door and my apartment building in flames.
I stand corrected.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock