Ahh, it took me a bit but I reckon I have found another good one.

CLEEEEEEEEEEK!

Giving Pro some credit... Posts like this I believe are more likely to rake in some new people here. I remember how impressed I was with how Joe handled this situation with a disgruntled old flame that didn't stay lit.

Don't get me wrong, I don't mind playing the text version of 'gotcha last.' It's the newcomers I'm not so sure about. They don't know the RKMBs lingo.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.