You: OH MY GOD!
Stranger: lesbian?
You: YES!
You: how'd you know?
Stranger: just asking
You: i like chicks
You: and I'm a female
Stranger: are u a guy
You: no, I just said
Stranger: how old are u
You: i'm 26
You: are YOU a lesbian?
Stranger: im 17
Stranger: yes
Stranger: how are u
You: well, i have this bowel problem
You: anal leakage
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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