Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: what would you do if you found my tied up in a closet ?
You: your tied up what?
Stranger: *me
You: oh
You: I'd say "My God, who did this to you?" And I'd call the police and file a kidnapping report.
You: Give me another one, this is fun!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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