You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Herro
You: What's shakin'?
Stranger: Nm
Stranger: Hbu
You: So, typing "How about you?" is too much work?
You: Lazy kids these days...
Stranger: Yes
You: That's sad.
Stranger: I know how you feel
You: It scares me to think of your generation running the world someday.
You: Perhaps that's when the world will be destroyed.
Stranger: Umad?
Stranger: Umadbro?
You: Mad as in insane, perhaps.
Stranger: Sooo... Wats a 50 year old pedophile doing on omega?
Stranger: Omegle
You: I'm not 50. Nor am I a pedophile...
You: Young people are not appealing to me in any way.
Stranger: Lies.
Stranger: Lies come out ur foul mouth
You: I've yet to display a foul mouth. I've kept my language clean.
Stranger: Don't give me that attitude young man.
You: Young man? You've come to the wrong conclusion about me twice now.
Stranger: Lies.
You: I suppose they could be. You don't really know me, so I could be full of all kinds of shit.
You: I'm Stranger, after all.
You: And so are you!
Stranger: So let's try this again.
Stranger: Lets fuck
You: Okay.
You: I'm not sure how this works, my laptop doesn't have very many places to place genitalia...
Stranger: Well we can meet up in rl
You: I dunno....are you hot?
Stranger: Yea r u
You: Hell yeah!
Stranger: Woot then let's do this
You: Awesome. Where's the meeting place? Can we have a secret phrase so we know it's us?
Stranger: Sure unmmm love monkeys
You: That's a short phrase, but it will do.
You: I've got an hour, so we'll have to make it fast.
Stranger: Ok meet me at boklau,china
You: Hmm...I'm not a very strong swimmer, so it may take me a few days.
Stranger: Get on a boat
You: Google maps says to kayak, but I think it'll be easier to get into international waters without being seen if I swim. I'll start at night so the sharks won't see me.
You: I see I've flabbergasted you. That or you've died. Either would be sad, I was looking forward to that sex.
You have disconnected.
