Money Joke 82
After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: “Honey, we’ve finally got enough money to buy what we started saving for in 1979.” “You mean a brand-new Cadillac?” she asked eagerly. “No,” said the husband, “a 1979 Cadillac.”

Money Joke 83
Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:( He wanted cold hard cash! )