Taking his seat in his chambers, the judge faced the opposing lawyers. “So,” he said, “I have been presented by both of you with a bribe.” Both lawyers squirmed uncomfortably. “You, Attorney Smith, gave me $15,000. And you, Attorney Jones, gave me $10,000.” The judge reached into his pocket and pulled out a check. He handed it to Smith. “Now then, I’m returning $5,000, and we’re going to decide this case solely on its merits.”
