Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror and said, “Hmm, this person looks familiar.” The second blonde said, “Here, let me see!” looked in the mirror and said, “You dummy, it’s me!”
A blonde suspected her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she went out and bought a gun. She went to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opened the door she found him in the arms of a redhead. The blonde opened her purse to take out the gun, and as she did so was overcome with grief. She took the gun and put it to her head. The boyfriend; yelled, “No, honey, don’t do it.” The blonde replied, “Shut up, you’re next!”
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly said, “Go ahead, ask me, I know all of them.” A friend said, “OK, what’s the capital of Wisconsin?” The blonde replied, “Oh, that’s easy: W.”
