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Seriously Pariah, no bullshit....are you a girl? FirstDave once said he believed you were a female posting as a male, and I confirmed he wasn't joking around. I mean, it wouldn't be that far-fetched. You started posting young, had an idea how to get all the males to stop propositioning to see your tits: say you're a man!

Now, I wouldn't ask this, really, if you didn't already have a history of exaggerating your life for message board entertainment purposes. So, just be honest once and for all: Yes, you are a woman. No, you are not a woman. Which is it?

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