"On Fox News, Sarah Palin said, 'I want to clean up the state, that is so sorry
today, of journalism and I have a communications degree.' After that sentence,
they might take it back." –Jay Leno



"A new study says that radiation from Wi-Fi is hurting trees. Environmentalists
are calling it the worst assault on trees since George W. Bush and Sarah
Palin became authors." –Jimmy Fallon