"Palin's book just came out. It has just over 300 pages and just under 900 made- up words." –Jimmy Fallon
"Three finalists on 'Dancing with the Stars,' two of whom can dance and Bristo l Palin who cannot, but her mother has an army of Eskimo robots calling in votes day and night. The Palins dream of a future in which no one will ever be disqualified from a job simply because they are unable to perform that job." –Jimmy Kimmel
