I might not have been around for any of that...
Let's just say, Phil was lead by his little-brain for a while. Then, little-brain's candy found out to post here. Then, little-brain's candy got knocked-up by someone else, and declared Phil to be Baby-Daddy. Then, the RKMBs stepped in and forced her out of his life. Now, he is happily married to someone little-brain AND big-brain like.
Pretty close, Phil?
