Ah, memories.

 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
I know you're not smart nor motivated enough to make it to college, but there is no such thing as a degree in grocery-bagging (you really should know this from your traumatic experiences of being taunted by kids who were picketing while you were pushing shopping carts, or however that sob story went).


One shot at your union, and that's all it takes for you to lose your shit.

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My degree is in General Management and Human Resources Management.


Haha!

All of a sudden, I'm less regretful of that fifth year in college.

But seriously, this is just priceless: "NO! My degree is NOT in grocery-bagging! It's in General Management and Human Resources Management! So THERE Pariah!"

I'm gonna be chuckling over that for the next hour at least.