Um, Pariah? If JLA is involved in HR or any management function, he's not going to give much of a damn about a union. Which would make your assertion that you made him "lose his shit" over "one shot at [his] union" a bit...flawed. You might want to try a different tact. This one kinda makes you look bad. If it ain't the start of a meltdown, it's getting close.
He's not very sharp, Joe.
Best of luck getting through to him. You'll need it.
Haha!
Now JLA's gonna tell me:
"No Pariah! I'm NOT a part of a union! See my degree? How can I possibly be apart of a union when I have a degree in General Management and Human Resources Managment!"
Then again, maybe he won't since I've been taking shots at....a union thus far without him actually disputing it. Now that someone else has suggested he's not a part of it in an effort to give him a more favorable position, he's probably just gonna stay quiet on confirming it while everyone else makes commentary with his usual passive tactics. That's a win for me either way.
So I gotta thank Joe here. Pointing that out puts JLA in the line of fire once again.
In the end though--whoever's union it may be--shit-talking it drives him insane. If it works, don't fuck with it.
It certainly is sad that no one else is as quantifiably sophisticated and articulate as I am.
I feel empathy for the remainder who lack an aggregate sense of moral objectivity and purposeful character. When accompanied by my pure posturing, blended with active civil discourse, I truly am the pertinent candidate of most egregious ditch digger that has ever graced the RKMB.
Oh well. Back to certifiably maintaining the lofty status quo of my gilded profession of supervising pre-adult operational non-deployed Cub Scouts.
Sincerely,
Pariah
Heh.
JLA thinks I'm articulate. And that pissess him off.
Pariah nerdy User The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts 49 seconds ago Making a new reply Forum: Politics and Current Events Thread: Re: Military chaplains can perform gay marriages: Pentagon
Hooked!
Some lemme get this straight: after all your attempts trying to pin me as an attention whore, you've finally thrown in the towel, admitting that reality is exactly the opposite of what you state, and desperately trying to keep me responding to you.
This is usually the point where people would quote the "Who's Online" block showing how someone's making a reply. But I find that kinda pretentious, so...
You should look into shortening that up, or say, using an emoticon to get your point across. Otherwise, you kind of look a bit unhinged when you type out "Ha Ha Ha" like that.
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Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Originally Posted By: Pariah
Keep replying to me, Pariah! Dance puppet, dance!
Pariah nerdy User The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts 49 seconds ago Making a new reply Forum: Politics and Current Events Thread: Re: Military chaplains can perform gay marriages: Pentagon
Hooked!
You're dragging posts from the Political Forum to talk about in here? Why is that, exactly? Trying to drum up fictional support for yourself? Oh wait, that's right. No one supports you, Pariah. No one, except Mr. "I WONDER How I Remain Legally Free From the Nuthouse"-Boy himself. And, of course, Brian. What a group.
Oh, and btw...thanks for not only replying, but moving it so everyone can see how I own you.
You should look into shortening that up, or say, using an emoticon to get your point across. Otherwise, you kind of look a bit unhinged when you type out "Ha Ha Ha" like that.
Graemlins have lost their *umph* after being so abused by Pro and friends. Especially the lol motie. I like to reserve them for isolated instances.
I suppose that means I've turned into the next Animalman. Except, you know, without the 'I'm a liberal atheist in the purgatory of agnosticism' attitude.
Originally Posted By: Prometheus
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Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Originally Posted By: Prometheus
Originally Posted By: Pariah
Keep replying to me, Pariah! Dance puppet, dance!
Pariah nerdy User The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts 49 seconds ago Making a new reply Forum: Politics and Current Events Thread: Re: Military chaplains can perform gay marriages: Pentagon
Hooked!
You're dragging posts from the Political Forum to talk about in here? Why is that, exactly? Trying to drum up fictional support for yourself? Oh wait, that's right. No one supports you, Pariah. No one, except Mr. "I WONDER How I Remain Legally Free From the Nuthouse"-Boy himself. And, of course, Brian. What a group.
Oh, and btw...thanks for not only replying, but moving it so everyone can see how I own you.
Now, cry some more for me, Pariah. Cry, bitch!
Yes Pro. Reality is catching up to you, and people will not have to traverse the Politics forum to see how you're coming apart at the seems and admitting to being an attention whore.
This is usually the point where people would quote the "Who's Online" block showing how someone's making a reply. But I find that kinda pretentious, so...
Pariah nerdy User The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts 3 minute 18 seconds ago Checking who's online
This is usually the point where people would quote the "Who's Online" block showing how someone's making a reply. But I find that kinda pretentious, so...
Pariah nerdy User The conscience of the rkmbs! 15000+ posts 3 minute 18 seconds ago Checking who's online
"No Pariah! I'm NOT a part of a union! See my degree? How can I possibly be apart of a union when I have a degree in General Management and Human Resources Managment!"
Then again, maybe he won't since I've been taking shots at....a union thus far without him actually disputing it. Now that someone else has suggested he's not a part of it in an effort to give him a more favorable position, he's probably just gonna stay quiet on confirming it while everyone else makes commentary with his usual passive tactics. That's a win for me either way.
So I gotta thank Joe here. Pointing that out puts JLA in the line of fire once again.
In the end though--whoever's union it may be--shit-talking it drives him insane. If it works, don't fuck with it.
A week and a half ago I was driving along one day doing a favor for my friend and dropping off a few letters while he was running errands. Unfortunately, My back window was hit with a hub cap that came from a guy speeding behind me.
He crashed. I laughed.
Anyway, luckily for me, said friend was in the car fixing business. Un-luckily for me, he was all the way over in a certain city a long way from Mission Viejo (sorry guys, hex on the names). Luckily for me no one was going to miss the car that day. Un-luckily for me, I had dropped in on his shop while he was running his "errand". I showed up while he was talking to around ten Mexican guys who weren't making it a secret that they were packing guns. I showed up while he was doing them the favor of putting boxes in the back of their trucks. They saw me park really close to them and pointed their their guns. I, of course, was like "Don't shoot!" I think they were about to open fire till Chris stepped in and said "he's cool" (at least I think that's what he said. It was in Spanish and I speak Japanese, not Spanish). Anyway, I told him about the car and he said he'd fix it tonight. While that was happening I waited in his rest room where, coincidentally, a couple of the homies.
Note: It had become clear to me a few moments before that these jerks were apart of a Drug Cartel. The tats they had, the guns they were holstering, and the boxes so obviously filled with drugs (after one fell open) made this rather apparent.
Anyway, they started talking to me in the upbeat and friendly yet intimidating manner that you'd expect from the charming but deadly (and media crazy as well as syphilis infested) Al Capone. I'm not one to be intimdated very easily in any situation even after being called a "limp dicked white bread" in the most friendly of tones. I just gave em' a big toothy (and rather disjointed) toothy grin (much like the one you see in my avatar). When they got the impression that I wasn't as scared as they wanted me to be, one started playing with his gun (a BEAUTIFUL Desert Eagle which I don't think he had an inkling of an idea of how to use properly). This was opposed to the other one who got a bit more hostile with me. Anyway, skip a few insults and friendly apathetic nods later, my philosophy of "words are merely words" kicked in and I called him a spik just for the hell of it.
Why did I have to be so stupid?
At that point, he pulled out a knife (again, a BEAUTIFUL butterfly knife with a Damascus steal blade). He held it to my throat while the other guy playing with his gun just started laughing. At that point I just started glaring at him as he made a few cuts while pressing into my jugular(sp). Then (from the impression I got) the head of the gang who broke up this little skirmish--Possible murder case (who's would be death is debatable <img src="/images/graemlins/devil.gif" alt="" /> ). He was like "chill out" to the guy with the blade (Spanish again), he then walked over to me giving me a tone of comfort and just using captain subtext to try and make me keep my mouth shut in the near future. He handed me a total of 500 dollars, and left with his peon jerk-wads.
It was an hour later (after the gang left) that my window was fixed and I was going to say adieu to my friend. I kinda told him I couldn't do him any more favors/I can't talk to him ever again. He understood and we parted.
On my way back to the house (which was going to take 5 hours) my paranoid borderline schizophrenic mind started going into overdrive. I kept thinking thoughts like, "They saw my face--They saw my car--They could have copied down my license plate number--What if they got my name some how--Maybe they're going to follow me back to my house (this has happend before)". It was because of this little bout of aimless thinking that I led myself to believe for a WEAK STRAIGHT--That I was being hunted down. On the highway back home I noticed a car that was on my tail for a very long time. I kept having thoughts like "it could be them" and shit, so I tested this out and did a U-Turn. To my freaking outness, they U-turned as well. So, they were back on my tail. At that point I got a bit nervous and tried to think rationally. But nope, no rationality here. The border of Arizona wasn't that far away, I had enough money to keep me moving for a while, a laptop, and a full tank of gas. So I made it to the border, stopped for a bit to gather myself and see if that car was still there. It wasn't, but that wasn't enough for me it seemed. I just kept going. I didn't use a phone the whole time when I really should have, didn't try to call home--I didn't do anything that would have me spewing out info about myself and be implicating this humble chauvanist.
Long story short: Went across Arizona and New Mexico, stayed there for a while, decided I was okay, then came back a few days ago.
Note: I did go to the police, but mainly just with names I had heard mentioned from the (who I still think to be) Cartel.
Yep, another one of Pariah's bad days. Stick around long enough and I'll tell you more bad days. More EXTREMELY bad days. <img src="/images/graemlins/frown.gif" alt="" />
THANK YOU!! THANK YOU FOR THE ATTENTION!! I missed you guys. 
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