Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
2am... and 3:30am... and 5am... this kid's stomach is smaller than a golf ball, and it empties just as fast as it fills up. about 4 this morning I was helping jackie change the baby's diaper and as soon as the wall of odor hit me I thought of nothing so much as the scene in raiders where the nazis open the ark. \:damn\:


DON'T LOOK MARION!!! KEEP YOUR EYES SHUT!!!


It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.

I can get you a toe.

1,999,999+ points.

Damn you and your lemonade!!

Booooooooooooooobs.