Got me thinking, when did the doctor tell River his name (the one referenced in Forests of the Dead). The theory that he told her his name on the day of their marriage was not true (technically), unless the doctor's real name is "Look into my eye".

I'm guessing he gets to tell her his name on the fall of 11th thingie, when the doctor finally answers the oldest question in the universe.

Also, I bet the doctor's real name is Snidely. Snidely McTimey.