BEST DUMPING LINES
(To dispose of an unwanted boyfriend or girlfriend)


95. There's been a death in the family. My hamster. Sorry.
-AcidAngel-


96. If you don't leave me alone now, I'll blow your frickin head off with my Glock 9mm, Bitch!
-Bonko the Homicidal Krazy Clown from HELL! -


97. How do you feel about (sex) relations with Irish Setters?
-Ian Rotten of the Ian Rotten Band -


98. Sorry, I just never realized how ugly you are.
-Mad Anthony Wayne -


99. Time for you to go - I gotta reduce the number of dependents that I claim on my W2.
-Cig&Brew -


100. "Don't forgive, dump me!"
-Nicki Squires -