BEST DUMPING LINES


88. I'm no longer worthy of you (Keep repeating until s/he agrees with you)
-De Ole Sarge-


89. I used to think size didn't matter, but in your case I have made an exception... so I'm leaving you for bigger and better things. My ex-boyfriend Bruno just came back into town. He finished serving his sentence and is dying to meet you.
-URHistory -


90. Could we reschedule our date for later? I have to go down to the tar pits to worship my dark lord Friday at Midnight.
-Spoogy-


91. Get the hell away from me!! I'm so fricken sick of you!!
-Ashley-


92. I want you to meet my family. My mom is an OBGYN specializing in fertility treatments, and my dad does microsurgical vasectomy reversals. They are so excited that I'm dating someone nice!
-jabernet-


93. Are you into horses and stuff? I know I am... I also like sheep. They give you that warm feeling. Hello? Are you still there?
-MadSector -


94. Yell "FIRE!!!!!!!" and run, never stopping or looking back.
- Jason"The answer guy" H-