41. I have to break it off. I've been seeing someone else and they told me I had to choose. Besides, your mother doesn't snore as loud. -Jason -
42. My ex had a much bigger.. (this is where you get smacked) -WhiteFireDragon -
43. Buh-bye. What part don't you understand -- the "buh" or the "bye"? Buh-bye. -Da RanMan -
44. "Help, I'm an idiot. I can't see you anymore!!!" (And run away) -Dennis the RPG master-
45. Don't say anything to her. Call 911. -Hoff -
46. The rabbit died and he was not yours. -Sapphire -
47. Look at my horoscope! "...a new love in your life..." Well, gotta follow my guiding star... -Kogito -
48. Bob, I'd like you to meet Roy.... he's your new replacement. -Wicked Wench of the West -
49. I find that if you tell 'em straight-up to go away, they just want you more (Go figure?). Perhaps moaning someone else's name right before....ya' know....might do it. -dome -
50. We've been going out for a while, and I think we're ready to go to the next level... have you heard the good news about Amway? -First M. Last -
51. Sing "Kyle's Mom is a Sutpid Bitch in D Minor", but substitute their name for Kyle's mom. -just some guy -
52. Forget bothering with actually dumping him/her, just sign up to the witness protection program and never speak to them again. -RAVEN-
