dumping lines


29. You know, if God actually stopped and thought about it, I'm pretty sure he could think of something better to do with skin rather than hold your sorry ass together.
-Hearth Cat -


30. Send them your obituary.
-Anna -


31. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH, sob, sob, I know what you did you bastard!!!! WAAAAAAAAAH! I hate you! Then you run away, but it works best if he didn't do anything.
-GeniusGirl -


32. You're a really great guy..You don't know how much I love you..You mean everything to me... NOW LEAVE!!! AND NEVER COME BACK!!!
-MADLaLa -


33. I really like you. . . So does my wife.
-Jason -


34. I want a baby.
-De Ole Sarge-


35. Know what? You smell funny. Bill's cuter too...
-Klumsy Kelly-


36. Let's just be friends. (scary isn't it?)
-Bird of Prey-


37. Good-bye, and NO, we cannot still be friends!
-Stephen Britton -


38. Just 'cause I am the President of the United States doesn't mean we still can't be friends.
-REDDWARF-


39. I'd like to meet your ex.
-De Ole Sarge-


40. None, just spell out "you're dumped" on their car with dead hamsters soaked in gasoline and set alight whilst buggering a duck in front of them....
-celestial-