Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. Who are some of the werewolves cousins?
A. The whatwolves, the whowolves and the whenwolves.

Q: What's a cold, evil candle called?
A: The wicked wick of the north.

Q: What's a goblin's favorite flavor?
A: Lemon Slime.

Q: What do birds give out on Halloween?
A: Tweets.