Q. How do you keep a monster from biting his nails?
A. Give him screws.

Q. What's a monsters favorite desert?
A. Ice-Scream!

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape.

Q. What is a Mummie's favorite type of music?
A. Wrap music!

Q. Why don't mummies take vacations?
A. They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.