Q. What is a Skeleton's favorite song.
A. Bad to the Bone.

Q. Why can't a Skeleton Lift Weights?
A. He's all bone and no muscle.

Q. What do the skeletons say be for eating?
A. Bone appetite!

Q. What's a monster's favorite bean?
A. A human bean.

Q. What do you call a little monsters parents?
A. mummy and deady