So. Wow. That looked....wow.

What's up with the girly web-swinging? What happened to the web sound effects? Is Dennis Leary supposed to be taking the place of J. Jonah Jameson now? Is there a single moment in that trailer where I was supposed to be....excited? Involved? Are there actual "fans" excited for something like this? I just....I don't know what to say.

I agree with Mxy. I hope Roger Corman makes a Spider film and MARVEL uses the Corporate Military to attack SONY and reclaim what is rightfully theirs...