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I'd post some of MY wife, but I suspect others here would just take them and make Frontpage banners and the like out of them. It's funny, "Jake". You're so worried about personal pics being posted here arbitrarily by another......yet, you yourself said it's okay to use pics of me because I posted them here. Hmmm....paradox? Or selective morality? You decide!
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Yeah, I have some. I haven't posted any pics since our one wedding pic I think. Us meeting Brian Posehn, who is a hell of a funny dude! One of the best shows I've seen. Later, at a "NO DRINKING OUT OF GLASSES!" party She got a kick out of drinking from the baby head since every time she took a gulp its eyes would open and freak people out. She's kinda awesome.
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I wonder if Rob and DK are still married? He never mentions her anymore... Doog, you still hitched? I know PJP got a divorce. But, according to Twitter, he's perfectly happy whoring it up in NYC. Nice pics Doog! And yeah Pete is actually remarried and expecting his first kid very soon.
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I wonder if Rob and DK are still married? He never mentions her anymore... Doog, you still hitched? I know PJP got a divorce. But, according to Twitter, he's perfectly happy whoring it up in NYC. Nice pics Doog! And yeah Pete is actually remarried and expecting his first kid very soon. WHOA!! Didn't know he was hitched again. That's awesome! BTW, I'm sure I missed it somewhere, but weren't you and Ash expecting?
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Yeah, I have some. I haven't posted any pics since our one wedding pic I think. Us meeting Brian Posehn, who is a hell of a funny dude! One of the best shows I've seen. Later, at a "NO DRINKING OUT OF GLASSES!" party She got a kick out of drinking from the baby head since every time she took a gulp its eyes would open and freak people out. She's kinda awesome. Man, she IS kind of awesome! You guys look happy as hell. Nice. BTW, either there's some funny angles going on with those pics, or you're a big fellow, Doog. As in, towering...
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Yeah, I'm 6'4 and she's a foot shorter than me.
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Plus I got fat because, as it turned out, the chick can cook!
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I'd post some of MY wife, but I suspect others here would just take them and make Frontpage banners and the like out of them. It's funny, "Jake". You're so worried about personal pics being posted here arbitrarily by another......yet, you yourself said it's okay to use pics of me because I posted them here. Hmmm....paradox? Or selective morality? You decide! I already have pictures of your wife. You should know, you posted them here. So I already haven't photoshopped them, and already haven't frontpaged them.
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I wonder if Rob and DK are still married? He never mentions her anymore... Doog, you still hitched? I know PJP got a divorce. But, according to Twitter, he's perfectly happy whoring it up in NYC. Nice pics Doog! And yeah Pete is actually remarried and expecting his first kid very soon. WHOA!! Didn't know he was hitched again. That's awesome! BTW, I'm sure I missed it somewhere, but weren't you and Ash expecting? Aye!
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You know, in that one worded post, I immediately thought "Glacier is secretly Rob, and Ash is his wife DK, and they've been trolling us this WHOLE TIME!" That would be so mind-blowingly awesome. I like my post to Ash in that thread: Ummm....I don't think it's proper for the woman to be talking before JEFFERSON GLACIER has decided on a name publicly. You're lucky you're pregnant. He's Jeff Glacier, bitch.
Now, I personally suggest: GQ-Smoothie Clarkprometheus Awesomface. It has a snap. If it's a girl....have a penis surgically added immediately, and beg Jeff's forgiveness for your genetic weakness... So, man, did you guys have the kid? What's up? Any details you feel like exposing? Happy daddy? Anything? If I didn't care, I wouldn't ask.
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Plus I got fat because, as it turned out, the chick can cook! THANKYOU. I'm glad to see that's universal for new wives that cook. I was relatively thin my entire life. Our first year of marriage I put about thirty-pounds... (I'm slowing losing it. Slowly.)
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Six years ago I traded Marlboro for Cold Stone Creamery.
I haven't been to the Creamery in 4 years now, but I still have the reminder.
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I like to call my belly Duncan Hines rape baby.
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So, man, did you guys have the kid? What's up? Any details you feel like exposing? Happy daddy? Anything? If I didn't care, I wouldn't ask. Not yet, she is due around May 23rd. It's a boy and I don't mind sharing the details. Pretty stoked!
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Plus I got fat because, as it turned out, the chick can cook! THANKYOU. I'm glad to see that's universal for new wives that cook. I was relatively thin my entire life. Our first year of marriage I put about thirty-pounds... (I'm slowing losing it. Slowly.) Sooo damn true
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Really? Because I only count one that I've never seen before in these forums. I guess two photos if you count the shame those two girls must've felt being groped by Knurkel... haters gonna hate joe...haters gonna hate. You know I s you.
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add me to the list of men who got fat after getting married to a woman who can cook
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I bet they did it intentionally so that we will no longer look sexually attractive to other bitches.
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well played home-base vaginas. Well played.
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If it weren't for those tasty home cooked meals, I would be receiving blowjobs left and right the moment I step out of the house!
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Plus I got fat because, as it turned out, the chick can cook! Yeah. A woman that can cook can destroy a man.
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Yeah, I'm in the got married then fat club, too. I think I just got a different membership card. My wife is not a cook. I usually cook the meals. What she did learn to do is...
bake...
and bake...
and bake...
and bake...
and bake some more...
Luckily, she hasn't figured out the art of pie yet. She ever does then I'm fucked.
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Are you saying that you don't like you're wife's pie?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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"Brownies." "Pie." What is it with your food-and-women fetish?
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I'm a man. I'm hungry and horny. Did you fail biology or something?
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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bake...
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and bake...
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and bake some more... Pro just came all over his computer.
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bake...
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and bake...
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and bake some more... Pro just came all over his computer. And just created a really awkward atmosphere in the coffee shop.
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He ordered the FAPaccino with extra cream!
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He ordered the FAPaccino with extra cream!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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bake...
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and bake...
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and bake some more... Pro just came all over his computer. DAMN YUZE BAHSTAN!!!
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I'm a man. I'm hungry and horny. Did you fail biology or something? "...I conquered biology! With my PENIS!"
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If it's a lesson in love, watch out. I suffer from a very sexy learning disability....I call it Sexlexia...
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