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OMIGAWD!!! How did I post that without having HTML capabilities?!?!? I'll have to show Doc this!!

Great! Now post this: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/cartoon-network-beware-the-batman-teaser-314135

God no! That looks like shit...

Keep the gaywad fighting out of the gaywad Doctor Who thread.

I will.


Just as soon as Pro takes all claims to being a troll from his custom title and sig. Then I go away.

I mean you can't be a troll, and continually cry about trolling. It's hypocritical.

I'm doing this to help you Pro.

Let me save you from yourself!

No thanks. I'm too fucking awesome to associate with bottom feeders. It shattered you the moment you realized how easily I can make you react. And when you can't take me, you start with personal shots. That's a pussy-move on your part. Not a troll move. You're throwing a tantrum and you look childish doing it. So, you know, fuck off. I'll do what I want, how I want. And you can all you want, "Jake".

and the Neverland Pirates!

...and the horse you rode in on!

Wow, you rewrote history.

Here is what has been happening.

I start a thread taking a tiny poke at you.

You fill it with your madness.

It has been obvious in out past squabbles that you cannot be dealt with with intellect and reason.

Pro, I don't think you know what pussy is.

Sure, it's a word you use to illicit a reaction in another poster.

But I think that is the only connection you have with that word.

It could be why you are so angry and quick to throw one of your temper tantrums.

As for personal shots, you were the one who stated to address your posts to "Jake" the person behind the keyboard.

Long before I made any silly quips about your wife installing Net nanny, or making any malicious photoshops of your head.

Now I don't mind. I've had alot of fun with this message board war of ours.

You shouldn't dish out what you cannot take. Insult me all you want. Use whatever words you know. It all goes away for me when I click the little x or finally decide on what to watch.

I always addressed Pro, the message board name. Hell, I even misspelled your real name, so I may have never even used that.

So if I am a pussy for the avatar and banner of you, you are a pussy for using my real name hoping it would bother me.

But lucky for me I have a testosterone filled cowboy name.

1/3 of Devins are female. Fact.

I'm coming to save you, Pro. When this is all over you will thank me for this tough love.

Wow. You're comparing our names? That's grammar school nonsense. Get out of here with that shit.

Take a look back at threads in the past. I address you as Jake, in the same way I address Wonder Boy as David, Sammitch as Phil and Lothar, Frank. Why you think I've singled you out is beyond me. As far as I was concerned, before you got all butthurt over the Steve Jobs Twitter shit, I liked you quite a bit.

You can sit there and pretend you haven't been trying to goad me ever since then. But, we both know that would be a lie. I apologized to Doc for misunderstanding him. You jumping on the bandwagon was expected. Then you went apeshit and started throwing a spamming temper tantrum. And because you totally don't care, you took the time to make a Frontpage Banner of me. Just like G-Man did when MEM kept beating his ass into the political dirt. Funny that, huh?

My theory is, like Lothar, you're just an alt of another poster here I've pissed off. If you're Rob, G-Man, Rex, or none of the above, the fact remains you've been on my ass for awhile now, and I never even fired the first shot.

So, believe what you like, little man. I'm not the one -ing all over the entire message board.

Fact.

I farted.

And yet, you use pictures of me, Devin. Right.

You posted them.

If it wasn't you, trust me, this is all funny stuff.

Relax it's just a message board.

Enjoy life.

Surrender and take troll out of you title so I can go back to a normal avatar for a bit.

No thanks. It's funnier watching you make a fool of yourself.

Which gives you the right to take personal shots at Devin? I thought you said everything was aimed at Prometheus? Make up your mind. You can't have it both ways. You're either throwing a tantrum at Devin, and using pictures of him to get attention, or you're throwing a tantrum at Prometheus, and not getting so butthurt you have to go after his private life. Which one is it, "Jake"?

Debra, I'm not touching your private life, this goes away when you close your browser.

I'm not going to show up at your door, or your job.

I removed the big poster, not for you, but because I care about all my fellow RKMBers. Except you Debra.

Dude, make all the posters, avatars, siglines, and frontpage banners of me you want. You're the one proving your own weakness. Anything I don't enjoy seeing, I can Ad-block. It makes no difference to me. What I'M saying to you is, anything you say is irrelevant as long as you continue to try to get to me by taking personal shots. As I said before, that's for pussies who can't bring anything else to the table. I don't play that game. I never have. I don't bring who you are into it. I don't dig up old photos of you (of which I have plenty from when I did your Random Interview) or create Frontpage banners out of spite (just like G-Man). I only play with the Messageboard Persona. I can't break it down any simpler for you than that...

I guess you just don't have what it takes to be "Senior Staff Troll".

So why don't you just delete it from your custom title and stat being nicer to people.

That little joke line I wrote on my profile is really bothering you, isn't it? Was that "position" a source of pride for you, "Jake"? Do you feel like less of a man now that I can do what you cannot? And honestly, I'm the nicest guy on these boards. The only people that face my bad side are pussies that attack me personally. Everyone else I love to death. Even and especially crazy-as-fuck Wonder Boy. Couldn't live without him.

All of that aside, like I said (and you're trying to pretend I didn't) it's quite clear how it works:



So, keep doing the personal stuff, and I'll keep treating you like a bleeding pussy. When you finally grow some balls, I'll still be here, same as I was two years before you ever arrived. Come see me, G...

Why are you so glib? As soon as something doesn't go your way you loose your shit.

You throw a temper tantrum, then you blame everybody else for your stupidity.

You have the tastes, sensibilities, and maturity of a 16 year old girl.

As for you calling yourself the RKMB senior Troll.

It does offend me, because we deserve better.

You're weak, mentally.

Fact.

BTW now it's a "joke" line.

I bet.

You mean when you have a Twitter disagreement and have to run to the boards to create a thread to about me? Or when, with a single post, I snap you so completely you go on a board-wide spamming spree, trying to attack me personally?

Yeah. I'M the one that throws "a temper tantrum" and "blame everybody else" for "my stupidity". Unfortunately, a cursory glance at the facts prove you wrong. Again.

Fact.



Too bad your opinion is as relevant to this conversation, and about as useful, as anything else you offer these boards, "Jake". That being, not at all.



And yet, no one seems awesome enough to claim it, do they? Short of BSAMS coming back, I don't see where you have much hope there.

I mean, me even at my absolute weakest, and I would still tower beyond your ability to cope. I'm an adult, playing an adult game. You're an uneducated child, throwing tantrums when you can't get others to conform to your selfish needs. Grow up, ape.

And, as ever, you still try to deflect and deny my absolute point:



Fact.

I know this may come as a blow to your ego, but I've never been angry at anything you posted.

You project your own anger, and annoyance onto whomever you happen to be disagree with at the moment.

You accuse me of being upset and throwing a temper tantrum only because I disagree.

Anybody who you do not agree with you just dismiss as uninformed, unintelligent, or throwing a fit.

You don't even have any clue you've only been playing these games by MY rules. These threads I created in Random Chat didn't flame you. They exposed you.

It took me no time at all to having you contradict yourself, expose many of your hypocrisies, and showed that even with all that you are also dishonest.

You did a lot of the things that you constantly bitch and complain that have been done to you.

I'd probably be done with you if you didn't react so much like a child who dropped his ice cream.

Fact.

....what's wrong with you, girl?

Damnit, Burg! Now Pro's about to revert back into his Boys II Men phase.